Must watch TV

I watch TV only when I am at home during vacations and I have no other job except to eat like a glutton and cleave to every hip-hop song with discontinuous cadences.At home I am compelled to cling to most of the Star Plus sequels which always surfaces unnecessary bickering with my mom because every half an hour I feel like I have missed some action on MTV where events are hosted by tight-fitting low rise jeans bearer lady VJs.I cannot remember whether I ever gave an ear to hindi songs played on this channel but more importantly there are enough number of recently developed advertisements on other channels that can actually keep you busy if you hate the song playing part.

Lately I happened to watch TV at my hostel's common room because I had already gone through day's newspaper and I am nearly done with movies.To add to my pity the remote was held by a gentleman who seemed to have acquired some sort of training in quick-swap of channels.Anything close to funny seemed to displease him and after surfing through a deluge of shit-breaking broadcasts he finally settled upon a movie which ,I could easily recall, included a "Sharara Sharara" song.The movie seemed to have acquired a serious tone and by the decency of dialogue delivery(which lasted about 10 minutes) I concluded that this movie lacked a devil-spirited villain.Every eye, except mine, was glued to the screen and I wondered whether these gentlemen would even bother to throw a concern if this actress actually happenes to enter the room.Just after few moments, to my sudden surprise ,milieu of the room became colourful and viewers gained a gleam in their eyes.The "Sharara sharara" girl had hit on the screen.

Now comes the real entertainment.Our cute and cupid faced actor flexes his muscles along with the sharara girl,dances all around her,whirls her around ,holds her here and there and everywhere.I could easily hear sighs released by fellow viewers and a Senior's warm exhale hit my neck whose breath had grown heavy due to recent exposure to this degree of entertainment.I swung my neck and found him staring staright towards me.Maybe he was thoughtful as why the hell I was not concerned by these latest onscreen developments.In a least attempt to offend him I just happened to ask him the name of this appealing actress.In return I scented disdain in the air.Maybe because I was supposed to know this lady, possesing those anguine curves and well shaped bums.I began to envy this actor who had by now imbibed a few.Maybe it was this alcohol up his head which encouraged him to lift that heavy sharara girl with big protruding features at both ends.This was an omen towards end of a delightful song but not a good one for our actor.On the screen three events occured simultaneously.A loud thunder,end of the song and entrance of actor's parents while he was lifting this sharara girl.This gave me few fits of laughter and lo and behold,I was the center of attention.A thought crossed my mind that I had enough entertainment for today and I decided to leave the room not before throwing a look towards the remote-bearer who was now enslaved by the beauty of promising advertisements.