When u gonna act a fool

So here are few situations when u really got to handle the matter carefully. Here is my hit list of nasty situations.(I have mostly been a witness except for the first one for sure)

• You have just lost your cellphone and a buddy comes to you and asks you to lend him your cell.He needs to give a missed call to his girl friend(in the process pissess u off).So what are you gonna do??.Act a FOOL
• You are coming out of the examination hall.You have done very well in the paper and you comment with a vigor "Fu*k yaar, it was such an easy qn. paper".Next moment you find the professor behind you. So what are u gonna do?? Act a FOOL
• Its your B'day today.You are receiving b'day bumps from your frnds only until u just got one on the right spot.IT WAS REALLY PAINFUL.A friend asks you "Did it hurt?".So what are u gonna do.Act a FOOL.
• You have just flushed your room keys down the toilet.And your roommate asks you to unlock the room because he has left the keys inside the room.So what are u gonna do??.YA....
• You are ambushed by a doggie on your way to the lecture theatre.You are in a real bad condition.The situation could have been worse only if the doggie was not lured by a doggie of opposite sex.
  The prof asks you what the matter was.So what are u gonna do.? Act a FOOL.
• You are with your friends and while sneezing you somehow gather some loose stuff on your palm.You receive a disgusting look form everyone as if asking "Where the hell did it come from?". So what are you gonna do?.Act a FOOL.
• You are this tall guy and not even closely related to any physical gaming activity.A buddy comes over to you and asks" Do you play basketball?".What are you gonna do? Act a FOOL.
• You are wearing this very impressive branded t-shirt.You didn't notice that it has got adibas printed on it unless a friend of yours asks you " Do you think this is really an adidas thing?".So what are you gonna do? Act a FOOL??