pizza mania

It came to my notice that our hostel had become a severe victim of globalisation.The week before and after the election seemed to be the only lifetime oppurtunity for pizza hunters.PUKKU's room looks lot like scrap collectors paradise.(though his vote wasn't for sale).Rooms are flooded with freebies like chilly flakes and a frnd of mine has goone pizzamaniac after I noticed his obsession for pizza seasoning.
some basic rules when u have ordered a pizza.
Try to look calm and let insignificance rule ur face.
At the base system be overcautious as some buddies may offer you somegoodie goodie stuff.
30 mins are tough to wait.never concentrate on your pizza. it may enhance your temptation.
Ur pizza resembles your pride.never share it with anyone.
At the base system, unless u are a complete jackass you will usually turn around ,greet the people hello/hi while carrying ur pizza and give a stupid comment ..pizza mera nahin hai.
Beware of pizza hunters like Amir,Maddu,Anjul(in the worst case....,occured to me once)
Be frugal.if ur room mate is a threat for peaceful consumption wait until he's sound asleep(common practice in D-12).PS: these rules dont apply during poltu period.
and plz let me know ur invaluable comments